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Thursday, September 21, 2006

I wouldn't have jumped in if I knew what would happen

says the man who bit a panda.

uh, ok.

5 Comments:

Blogger nerver said...

um, didn't he see Anchorman? hello?!

Brian Fantana: "Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off."

9:13 AM  
Blogger Bradley said...

I blame Anchorman. That movie taught us it was okay to jump into zoo exhibits.

Or at least okay for people who own dogs named Baxter.

9:27 AM  
Blogger Bradley said...

Dammit!

I swear merritt hadn't posted that when I started to leave my comment.

9:27 AM  
Blogger JC said...

Hmm. The Reuters story says the guy drank 4 pints of beer, while the AP story (on CNN) says he drank 4 pitchers. I'm guessing the 4 pints is correct, he wouldn't have been functional after 4 pitchers. But I like the AP translation of his comment better: "I bit the fellow in the back," Zhang was quoted as saying in the newspaper. "Its skin was quite thick."

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear panda is good with freedom fries on the side.

12:10 PM  

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