I Am Number 2!
Just got word that I won second place in the costume contest! Yay! Noah "Nacho Libre" Bailey won third. He just might have been robbed. Someone else dressed as an East Dallas Hipster and totally went all out with his costume...so out that he now has this new blog.
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That's the best blog ever.
Here's the giraffe in the room: who won first place?
First place went to the old woman who lost her dog in her ass.
oh, and I totally agree, Bradley. we're talkin' laugh-out-loud. the DH reigns.
Whatever.
This is such a bunch of ego stroking, "I'm a real journalist" bullshit.
You think just because you're a professional journalist you have credibility?
You do?
Oh.
Well, I'm a tough talking, rough handed, going nowhere, self-medicating-because-I'm-so-unhappy, flannel wearing cool guy, and you can make dinner in my pants any time you want sweetheart.
Pants! Captain (not so)Anonymous, you know how I love pants.
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