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alex trebek is a horrible, horrible man. he's an apparent misogynist who thinks he knows everything. we don't think you do, alex. but we still love the Jeopardy! ...and other things too.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006


imagine, if you will, that clement clarke moore had never written 'twas the night before christmas (which is actually up for debate anyway, but regardless...). perhaps someone else would have penned a nice little poem for us instead. like some of our high school favorites?

thank you frank gannon, for providing me with a few options.

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Blogger Eric Grubbs said...

sleigh ride
by Charles Bukowski

even in winter
my ears bleed
i never wanted to see that broad again
but i did

i paid too much for too little
in return
i ask why
why so much for a sleigh ride

no jingle
no jangle
just cold air breezing through my clothes

i think about why i gave the bottle up
just for a night to be with her
and her damn little ride
then i remembered

the smell of that perfume
that laugh
that lipstick
it was all there

but the cold brought me back
back to where i was before she called

i just can't hear that jing-jing-jingling

7:17 PM  

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