Happy Birthday, Jen!!

See, Jen likes chicken and she has some red t-shirts, so the graphic seemed a natural choice.

technology is scary

i can't figure out why my cell phone won't work in one place on my couch, yet these people have made a robot dog that has better balance than lucy. or me for that matter.

btw, merritt and i watched about 3 hours worth of top gear last night, and i love richard hammond even more now....

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What if there were no Garfield? Garfield Minus Garfield illustrates the possible mental illness of poor Jon Arbuckle.

This Is Awful. Horrible. Just Gross.

Now, I like the Beatles, but I'm not a Beatles lover like some folks I know. I have favorite songs and whatnot but I don't worship at the feet of Lennon/McCartney/Harrison (the hot one, in my opinion)/Starr. But this American Idol performance is truly offensive. Maybe it's because "Eleanor Rigby" is one of those faves, but I'd like to think anyone in their right mind would find this atrocious. Here, the douchey David Cook butchers Ms. Rigby and Father MacKenzie. And shamefully, all three judges loved it. I was most disappointed in Simon. He is English after all.

Christian was Fierce Saturday Night.

"Just like Project Runway with some of the same people, half the budget and twice the catch phrases. Scratch that, three times the catch phrases."

Amy Poehler rocked that posturing.

texas two stepping

yes, i totally woke up this early to go "rock the vote" as those crazy kids say. and, assuming my math teacher ever emails me back, i'll be back at the old fire station this evening to caucus my ass off. just saying.

so i've been editing puzzles like a mofo, and decided to take a break to come talk to you fine people. all three of you there. seriously, i would ask for a show of hands, but then merritt and i would feel bad, because we've been neglectful of you. and we're really sorrys. seriously.

for those of you who are interested, we will be celebrating my bday in style at the gogol bordello show in two weeks. ok, really it's not so much for my birthday, but rather making plans for bday stuff is a pain in the butt and this show appropriately coincides with the day. so come on out and buy us bday drinks (after all, merritt's a couple of weeks ago) -- you know you want to see some of this live:



also, i'm really sorry for all my nerd friends/brother.