Dwayne Wade, or, Wherein I Go All Sports On Your Asses

DWade is a crybaby. I realize it's a bit late in the day, but whatever, after last night's overly dramatic display, I had to say it. Course, now, I'll sound like an asshole considering Wade might go in for surgery to correct this dislocated shoulder business, but I still hold that there's no real reason he had to be wheelchaired off the court last night like a granny in a lapshawl. Dirk would've walked. IJS.