Your! Dallas! Mavericks! Bloopers!

In honor of their crazy-awesome season, and upcoming trip to the playoffs, I present you with this reel of Mavericks bloopers. You can watch this if you don't want to go to the Mavs rally tonight at American Airlines Center (no, the players aren't scheduled to be there).

Thanks to Bobsky over at Unfair Park for this tip (off). (I am so funny.)

Seriously! OMG.

So last night I attended my very first Mavs game!! After watching my boys, er, I mean, Your Dallas Mavericks for four years now (I was tricked into loving basketball once upon a time), I finally got to see Dirk, J Terry, Devin and Josh (and Barea, who Jake swears is not 6 feet tall). Some slam dunks, some super fast Harris spins, Diop lovingly missing free throws and other greatness. We even got little theater cards of Avery (aka "the General") and mine hangs proudly on my cube wall. Our neighbors were an elderly trash-talking couple (love them). And a row of teens behind us that sang along with me to "SexyBack" and made the funniest comments ever trying to persuade Champ to toss t-shirts our way. I do hope Dirk and J-Ho feel better today...and certainly tomorrow for the Knicks game. 105 to 103. Kick it! I have a post-Mavs glow. ...Oh, and it's nothing new, but I gotta say officially that DartRail to Victory Station so rules.

And in other news, this might be the cutest thing I've ever seen:

Dwayne Wade, or, Wherein I Go All Sports On Your Asses

DWade is a crybaby. I realize it's a bit late in the day, but whatever, after last night's overly dramatic display, I had to say it. Course, now, I'll sound like an asshole considering Wade might go in for surgery to correct this dislocated shoulder business, but I still hold that there's no real reason he had to be wheelchaired off the court last night like a granny in a lapshawl. Dirk would've walked. IJS.