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Thursday, September 04, 2008

AmandaCobra, You Are My Funny

I don't care which side of the political fence you fall on, few things are funnier than when You Go Live In Utah's AmandaCobra decides to liveblog a McCain speech...and discuss "hockey moms."
Some snippets:
"9:00 - The podium rose out of the floor. I must admit, production value on this thing puts the Dems to shame. Did I mention that our candidate can reach things on high shelves?
9:03 - Another sign. "DRILL BABY DRILL". Points for vagueness. Points immediately deducted for sign being written on brown cardboard box with brand name still visible.
9:16 - Oh shit! Protester got in and has a sign about how McCain votes against vets. And he's getting camera time. And they haven't thrown him out. And he looks like Kevin Federline. Where's that macro?
9:44 - "We're going to send money to countries that don't like us very much"
WTF?!?!?! We're bribing France? Also, he's now stopping on every fifth word. Someone reboot him.
9:49 - Two black people. They aren't clapping. Could be press."

But those are just a few of my favorite observations. Do yourself a favor and read the entire thing.

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Blogger Model Citizen aka Bonnie Rue said...

ha! reboot him indeed!

I know what I'll be reading on my lunch break!

7:37 AM  

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