Um, OK.

Lady Wee lead me to this little nugget of weirdness from TMZ. Normally, I wouldn't even utter the word Sanjaya on this site, but hell, if this is real, the guy's a freaking magician. If it's not, the "I am art" part is worth the watch any way.

Hit the Walls and Work the Middle? Hmmm...

This "lecture" is truly educational...and when I say educational, I mean a hilarious rant about a woman-done-wrong and the evil penis. I think my favorite is the Long John Silvers part...and that her mother is sitting there listening while inexplicably clutching an expandable file.

Thanks to Jake for this one.

Crain Removed from Ballot

For a campaign with 1,571 MySpace friends, collecting 473 signatures to ensure a spot on the mayoral ballot should have been a cakewalk for Zac Crain and co. But according to this nugget, Crain has been officially removed from the ballot due to lack of valid signatures, leaving 12 candidates to battle it out for the big city seat.

I guess now I have to decide who among the remaining 12 is my new candidate...'cause dammit, I'm still gonna vote.

Oh well, Zac. Next time, man.

EDIT: Andrea has a snazzy post over at Unfair Park with more deets.

Mmm, Want My Extra Jar of Salmonella?

Yeah, so Jen reminded me a few minutes ago to check my peanut butter. (I was warned yesterday by copy-ed Michelle who possessed one jar of the tainted glug, but had forgotten to check the pantry what with last night's Mavs game. Yay Mavs!, by the way.) Anyway, I grab the near-empty jar of Peter Pan Honey Roast Creamy as well as the spare full jar and yeah, BOTH have the ill-fated 2111 code printed on the lid! Um, seriously. I may or may not have eaten almost a full jar of salmonella-ed PB. Nice. Just my luck. Luckily, no one's had to hold my hair back or anything but I had noticed quease after four straight days of PB sand dinners week before last. Ew.

In other news, Jen has an odd insect bite on her finger. She would like contributions of Calomine, anti-inflammatories and a powerful antidote...or anecdote, whatever works. Right on. Bye.